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I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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