Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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