1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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