Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Even my vagina gasped.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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