Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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