We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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