I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Just pee around me
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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