I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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