It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
