After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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