My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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