Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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