I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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