Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
