I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I can't put those talents on a resume
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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