There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We don't watch enough power rangers
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Randomize
