did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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