If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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