I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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