she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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