we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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