my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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