i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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