someone get that fucking seahorse.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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