I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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