I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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