Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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