My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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