using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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