"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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