Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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