I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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