Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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