we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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