WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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