dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Randomize
