I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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