Sponge bath it is.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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