You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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