i just google imaged poop.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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