Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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