I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
i think i just lost a toe
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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