i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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