Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
