I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
