I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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