u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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