Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Farmville is her only friend.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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