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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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