What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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