the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
