I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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