wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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