Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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