i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
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