Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Randomize
