he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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